Drinks keyrings

For the caffeine-obsessed and socially exhausted, these laser-cut wooden keychains serve up coffee vibes with a side of attitude. Featuring cheeky slogans like "No Coffee, No Workee", "Wicked Without Coffee", and "Coffee Before Talking", each charm is a tiny tribute to your daily brew—and your complete lack of patience before it. Made with love (and probably a latte) on a laser machine, these make perfect little gifts for coffee goblins, espresso snobs, and anyone who treats their mug like a personality trait.